Monday, October 16, 2006

Dear person in the office who never flushes the toilet after using it,

FLUSH THE GOD-DAMN TOILET.

It's distgusting.

And you better hope I don't find out who you are, because there are swirlies in your own filth in your future if I do.

That is all.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Eh...I don't know...

I'd really rather not. ;)

Steve~

Nonny said...

Is this at Starbucks or Tribeca?

Whoever doesn't flush probably doesn't wipe their ass either, so you could probably identify the person as the one who smells like ass.

Amichai said...

Tribeca. And the bathroom is shared by the entire floor, not everyone there is an FBI (not the FBI rather some broadcasting company - the F-something Broadcasting I-something, that has the same initials) office on the same floor so it could be one of them, and I'd never smell them.

Nonny said...

Buddy, did you read McSweeney's today? Hilarious short imagined monologue on the first page about Aquaman. Good stuff.

Anonymous said...

Holy Moly! You are in a office and busy? I thought you were looking for job!

Amichai said...

Intern at an office, looking for a job that pays.

Nonny - I don't normally read mcsweeny's (though I should) and I'll check it out now.

Princess Pessimism said...

LOL!!! I work at a womens shelter, and we have a staff bathroom that is always locked. If I am the only one on staff, I know who was there before me, an if we are double staffed, and there's no flushing, I know it wasnt me....

Theres never any mystery. Except girls are relatively considerate when it comes to toilet etiquette

Big Ben said...

I hate the un-flushed toilet, nothing worse that a melting turd waiting for you in the morning.

slopmaster said...

I might not flush every once in a while if I pee and its not very yellow or not very much, just to conserve water, but for dumps, there should always be flushing.