Thursday, October 19, 2006

Why is this week taking so long?

I don't know what it is, but I feel like I've lived entire lifetimes in between the passing of the days. This is like the week that eternity built. Whatever it is, I'm sick of it already. I want this week to be over.

Anyone who can tell me why the week is so slow (and it hasn't even been a bad week or anything) please, let me know, and don't forget to show your work. I won't accept any equations without seeing the work that got you there. E=MC2 just isn't gonna cut it for me.

7 comments:

Big Ben said...

Let me try the equation:

(Bored at Work + No motivation) x not getting any lately = long week

Amichai said...

That's not bad, but you didn't show your work.

Any others?

Nonny said...

I don't have an equation, personally I suck at math. But I will agree that this has been one long week. Here's hoping the weekend feels just as long.

slopmaster said...

humm, I'll rely on statistics for this one:

median age=mid twenties
career=writer/starbux bitch


crap... I tried drawing a bell curve, but can't using just the keyboard.

Try moving out of within 1.5 delta of the center to the right. Velocity should increase accordingly. Moving to the left, which is what you're doing will decrease velocity of time progression.

Amichai said...

Alright, now we're getting somewhere.

Princess Pessimism said...

LOL!! you guys are total nerds. hahahaha

Ann Spam said...

Haha, Einstein did say

Time is relative.

Go find a pretty lady to sit next to :)